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cellusional 

The act of losing awareness with the world around you because you are so engrossed with texting or surfing the net on your smart phone.
I noticed Erin updating her facebook status on the elevator this morning; she was so cellusional she got off on the wrong floor again.
cellusional by DSCO September 4, 2010

Joolusional 

When a useless dumpy body Joo gets submitted by the same move every week and actually thinks that his jujitsu is good.
Craig gets submitted by the same choke every week but he thinks people are scared to train with him at 5am. He's fooking Joolusional
Joolusional by Hollowh1 March 10, 2023

collusional

characterized by the denial of criminal or treasonous conspiracy that is contradicted by reality or rational argument

collusion + delusional
There is growing evidence that Donald Trump is collusional.

conclusional 

making conclusions in the state of confusion and delusion
My conclusional friend makes decisions based on illusions of false hope.
conclusional by bid123456 November 29, 2011

collusionpallooza 

The act of two or more friends playing at the same poker table and/or tournament while feeding each other information. Specifically in online play.
Hey cowboy, what do you say Sunday afternoon we do a little collusionpallooza on a No Limit Hold Em' table and make a few dollars?
collusionpallooza by SoonerColluder September 11, 2010

cholusional 

A white person who acts like, or hangs out with cholos way too much and thinks that they are a cholo.
"dude, that guy over there hangs out with those cholos all day. He's totally cholusional!"
cholusional by hobo floe March 12, 2008
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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