coolusional 

Being so cool its delusional.

Dave and Kenny are coolusional.

coolusional by DW905 November 30, 2011

cellusional 

The act of losing awareness with the world around you because you are so engrossed with texting or surfing the net on your smart phone.

I noticed Erin updating her facebook status on the elevator this morning; she was so cellusional she got off on the wrong floor again.

cellusional by DSCO September 4, 2010

Joolusional 

When a useless dumpy body Joo gets submitted by the same move every week and actually thinks that his jujitsu is good.

Craig gets submitted by the same choke every week but he thinks people are scared to train with him at 5am. He's fooking Joolusional

Joolusional by Hollowh1 March 10, 2023

collusional

characterized by the denial of criminal or treasonous conspiracy that is contradicted by reality or rational argument

collusion + delusional

There is growing evidence that Donald Trump is collusional.

collusional by jason is a social scientist May 10, 2018

conclusional 

making conclusions in the state of confusion and delusion

My conclusional friend makes decisions based on illusions of false hope.

conclusional by bid123456 November 29, 2011

collusionpallooza 

The act of two or more friends playing at the same poker table and/or tournament while feeding each other information. Specifically in online play.

Hey cowboy, what do you say Sunday afternoon we do a little collusionpallooza on a No Limit Hold Em' table and make a few dollars?

collusionpallooza by SoonerColluder September 11, 2010

cholusional 

A white person who acts like, or hangs out with cholos way too much and thinks that they are a cholo.

"dude, that guy over there hangs out with those cholos all day. He's totally cholusional!"

cholusional by hobo floe March 12, 2008