coolatta

you fuck a girl in the ass until you're about to cum and then she puts ice in her mouth and sucks you off

we gonna do the coolatta tonight.

by man davidson May 2, 2010

Tommy Coolatta

A very smart boy
with a super cool immortal dog named Sunkist
And he hates trains and moths

Tommy Coolatta: "Hey look! Look! It's a va- uhh... a va- uhhhh... va- uhh... a turnwheel!"

by The.marz.march March 2, 2022

coolatsa coolini

A coolie!

Go wipe your coolatsa coolini!

by Gene1000 March 28, 2022

Double Glazed Coolata

The process of jerking off into an old sock, letting the seman dry to get that nice glazed feeling, and re-inserting your dick into the old gym sock while sticking ice cubes up your ass to help you get off. For extra topping, don't forget to stick your finger in that melted down brown ass water on your bed and give it a sniff.

"John, your looking a little sluggish today, what's wrong?

"I just havn't had my Double Glazed Coolata yet, that always wakes me up!"

by Dr. Kockter August 6, 2014

Penis Coolata

A beautiful drink made of sperm and served in a salt rimmed glass. Always tasty

I saw michaela drinking a Penis Coolata and licking her lips.

by peniscoolataluva April 20, 2011

Penis Coolata

A drink made of sperm and some sort of alcoholic beverage that you drink at parties :)

I saw your mom drinking a Penis Coolata your dad made for her.

by peniscoolataluva96 May 5, 2011

coolata

1.) Coming from the Italian "culata", it is a bump or push with one's buttocks.

2.) A popular line of sugary iced beverages at Dunkin Donuts.

1.) Mi fai una culata in faccia. (Put your butt on my face.)

2.) At the drive-thru: "Can I get a large Chocolate Coolata please?"

by Kev Corwin April 27, 2008