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Cool Down 

This occurs after you have been aggressively having sex with your partner. Once finished with your shaft still hot, from the friction of your cock and nuts pounding puss as hard as it could, your wife or fuck buddy goes down to your manhood and lightly blows on it.
Once Billy got done checking Tammy's oil, Becky had the heart to give him a cool down.
Cool Down by Wet Wednesday January 14, 2009

cool down bump 

A cocaine night cap.
Hey guys, we have been skiing for 12 straight hours now, lets do some cool down bumps and go to bed?

Cool down beer

The last beer of the night after drinking whiskey or other libations for multiple hours. Just like the cool down lap that the gym teacher in elementary school would make you walk.
I went out to dinner and had a few glasses of wine then went boozing at some bars. Had to stop and have a cool down beer at a hotel bar before I went to bed.
Cool down beer by MO78 August 3, 2012

FightCamp Cool down 

The opposite of a cool down. When you are at the end of class and the coach says you are going to cool down but in reality it is just 15 more minutes of torture
“Hey Mike, are we done?”
“Yes - pretty much. Just the FightCamp cool down and you’re good to go!”
FightCamp Cool down by GrootCock December 9, 2021

Jersey Cool Down 

Before going to sleep in a hot non-air conditioned house - taking a shower, putting a wet wash cloth on your head, and hoping you fall asleep within 10 minutes before you are hot again
It was so hot at my mom's house I had to do a jersey cool down to fall asleep!
Jersey Cool Down by SuzieBoween August 14, 2008

The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down 

The act of pouring hot steamy coffee on one's own dick, then having a female immediately eat a peppermint patty and then begin to give you a blowjob.
Bro 1: "Yo, bro beans, did she give you The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down last night?"

Bro 2: "Yeah dude! At first it hurt like shit, and then you're like oh shit, my dick is in peppermint heaven!"

Bro 1: "AW that's sick man! I for sure need to try that sometime!"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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