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cookie jar 

A woman's genitals, namely because fisting her is like reaching into a cookie jar.
Ooh, busted. He got his hands caught in her cookie jar.
cookie jar by Corban March 5, 2005

Cookie Jar 

Another word for the female sexual organ.
"He dipped his fingers in the cookie jar, Sharquisha."
Cookie Jar by Pussy Print August 23, 2017

cookie jar 

Las Vegas slang for bootyhole or anus.
Get yo hands out my cookie jar!
cookie jar by stephen and patrick September 3, 2006

"Cookie" jar 

That blue box that has delicious cookies on the lid but when you open it you find no cookies, just sewing supplies.
"Man, my grandma has, like, 3 separate "cookie" jars and when I find them I always get hyped for nothing"
"Cookie" jar by Hey boss November 30, 2016

cookie jar 

aka "cj", "cookie"

a man who allows his French food obsessed girlfriend to insert cookies into his anus as a form of intimacy and/or as a way to induce a bowel movement
I love Kwitchee so much, I think I'll be her cookie jar tonight. Who knows, it might even help me poop more than once a week.
cookie jar by kwitchee March 6, 2010

cookie jar 

when a woman is crawling with STD's, literally not even worth a poke.
OMG dude her cookie jar is filthy.
cookie jar by meg meg meg meg June 28, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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