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Cookie and cream 

While havin sex(any kind/position) with a woman, the man pulls out his penis and ejaculates all over a cookie(preferably a grasshopper or Oreo) then makes the woman EAT IT!!!!
That shorty I was wit last night wanted to do something kinky, so I cookie and creamed her!!
Cookie and cream by K-Dizzy January 22, 2006

BK fusion cookie and cream 

A very tasty food purchasable from BK ( Burger King ) for £1. it has a sweet liquid topped ontop the reasembles Cum and also little brown clusters the represent my shit. you can also ask for no cum or shit all though this means that the taste wont be as good.
Chinese woman: Hello welcome to Burger Kin how may i help you?
Me: Give me a fucking BK Fusion Cookie and Cream!
Chinese Woman: Ok that is one pound.
Me: Here you Cockel Picker, And i want no Shit but lots of Cum

Cookies and cream 

Masturbation while pooping; often onto a person.
I was thinking about Alexis while I was pooping.
So you jacked off on the toilet?
That bowl was loaded with cookies and cream.
Cookies and cream by 3-BAG December 9, 2008

Cookies and Cream 

Phrase used in the Northern part of the United States to denote absolute approval, recognize achievement, or display copious amounts of affection for an entity.

Modern-day revival of mint.

The long, burdening, inherent length of the phrase truly shows the user's approval of what/who he/she is directing the phrase at because it rejects the laziness and ease of staccato approval words such as "cool", or, "favorite."
Sami: Look at my sloth hands! Aren't they adorable?
Jake: Sure.
Abbey: You guys are just the cookies and cream!

Abbey: I'm so cool.
Jake: The cookiest and creamiest, if I may say so myself.

Jake: What's your favorite ice cream?
Joe: Cookies and cream.
Jake: That's cookies and cream!
Joe: I know, that's what I said; cookies and cream.
Jake: Cookies and cream!
Joe: Stop it.
Jake: ....
Joe: ....
Jake: ....cookies and cream?
Joe: You're fired.

Wisconsin cookies and cream 

Take a funnel. Shove it in someones ass. Pour a gallon of milk in. Remove the funnel. And eat it. -starfishsan

Cookies and Cream 

Give your girl a cleveland steamer then skeet all over her. Order is not important.
I gave my girl some cookies and cream last night.