coochie crouch

The female version of teabagging

This dude's been camping behind a rock for like 15 minutes, bouta take him out and coochie crouch on his ass.

by Xeno486 August 31, 2021

Couchie

A slang term for a womens vagina.

Kevin ate my couchie out good last night, Sarah. Sarah? Listen to me you white couchie eating bitch!

by Todd Jarrett May 6, 2003

couchie cap

when you melt wax from a candle then pour it over and in a vagina to harden it shut

erinn was talkin shit so blake whipped out his candle and gave that bitch a couchie cap

by mc3yee December 29, 2010

couchie cutters

A country saying for a pair of shorts that are showing a little to much of the vaginal area; booty shorts.

Whoa! Look at Lisa's shorts. You can almost see her flaps with those couchie cutters!

by hickyvicky February 23, 2011

couchie melt

For a female to become aroused and her vagina becomes very moist by sexual feeling.

I made her couchie melt when I grabbed her waist

by Truthmaster05 June 12, 2017

couchie cruncher

A person that crunches the couchie like a mad dog and leaves it looking like the piece of steak that you take out of your mouth because it's too chewy

Damn girl he eats pussy like a couchie cruncher.

by Real snigga June 7, 2017

Couchie clinch

When your wearing leggings/tights and they ride up in your crotch and this fire burn occurs.

Omg Sally went to the nurses office after she did a split because she got Couchie clinch!!! Oml what da fuck!!!!

by Official_Juba_ August 15, 2017