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cooch syrup

The female ejaculate. It is sometimes mistaken for urine by the amateur; however, this sugary sweet nectar resembles the simple syrup you would use to make a delightful mojito.
Aubrey's girl was riding him so hard she squirted all over him and before cleaning himself up he used a long straw to suck the cooch syrup out of his belly button, savoring every last decadent drop.
by Tittsmcgee June 27, 2018
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Couch syrup

The liquor one hides in a couch (and throughout the house) while pretending to be sober
Aunt Claire said she would stop drinking, but we keep finding all the couch syrup she has hidden away.
by Bernard Snatchly August 17, 2013
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cotch syrup

a shot or drink that is almost definately going to make you throw up.
" ah dude you just had another tequila, that stuff is cotch syrup man!"
by MarkieMarkOG December 20, 2013
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