cooch smooch 

when a female smears bright pink lipstick all over her meatflaps, then smacks a big wet kiss on a man's cheek, leaving lipmarks.

hey, this kinky bitch gave me a cooch smooch last night. afterwards my buddies thought i just got a wet kiss from my grandma.

cooch smooch by dizzle pie June 28, 2005

Cooch Smooch 

The female equivalent of "tea bagging".

I.E. - Celebratory Crouching

That female Spartan just cooch smooched my face!

Cooch Smooch by biomed_queen September 29, 2010

Cooch Smooch 

A female's version of a teabag. Consists of a female crouching over someone's face and moving up and down over them. -Usually used as an insult, especially in video games.

He is a jerk, make sure to cooch smooch him when you kill him.

Cooch Smooch by Miss Tracey xox May 4, 2011

cooch smooch 

The equivalent to a blowjob however it’s for when a guy goes down on a girl and not the other way around. It’s pretty self explanatory.

“Did you hear that Kevin gave his girlfriend a cooch smooch last weekend?”

“They’ve only been dating for two weeks, that’s wicked wack.”

cooch smooch by hbot47 November 10, 2019

Two cooch smooch 

That scissor pussy rubbing thing that dykes do where they put their coochies together and gyrate their hips in a scissor like motion. Makes my toes wet.

Woah bro I just found a video of Riley Reid and Mia Khalifa doin the two cooch smooch

Two cooch smooch by fweedinator October 13, 2018

pooch cooch smooch 

When your female dog has been cleaning herself and soon afterward wants to surprise you with a big, cooch smelling kiss on the mouth.

I was laying on the couch and got a pooch cooch smooch from Sophie and just about threw up!

pooch cooch smooch by Beaver Skateboards October 5, 2009

backdoor cooch smooch 

Spreading your and your partners buttcheeks and rubbing your buttholes together in a scissoring movement.

My girlfriend and I took it to the next level and backdoor cooch smooched last night.

backdoor cooch smooch by Smoothstarfish March 24, 2017