when a female smears bright pink lipstick all over her meatflaps, then smacks a big wet kiss on a man's cheek, leaving lipmarks.
hey, this kinky bitch gave me a cooch smooch last night. afterwards my buddies thought i just got a wet kiss from my grandma.
by dizzle pie June 19, 2005
by biomed_queen September 28, 2010
A female's version of a teabag. Consists of a female crouching over someone's face and moving up and down over them. -Usually used as an insult, especially in video games.
by Miss Tracey xox April 15, 2011
That scissor pussy rubbing thing that dykes do where they put their coochies together and gyrate their hips in a scissor like motion. Makes my toes wet.
by fweedinator October 14, 2018
When your female dog has been cleaning herself and soon afterward wants to surprise you with a big, cooch smelling kiss on the mouth.
by Beaver Skateboards October 04, 2009
Spreading your and your partners buttcheeks and rubbing your buttholes together in a scissoring movement.
by Smoothstarfish March 25, 2017
The act of licking a sexual partner's "gooch" or taint, all the way to their "cooch" or vagina in one lick.
by cayorne June 15, 2018