Conveyor Belt Syndrome

The rushed feeling you get from walking on the ground after running on the treadmill. Someone with Conveyor Belt Syndrome walks 1.5x to 2.0x faster than normal.

Bill: I just got off the treadmill and I feel like I'm walking twice as fast as normal.

Bob: Yeah dude, you've got Conveyor Belt Syndrome.

Conveyor Belt Syndrome by kiwigummy September 4, 2011

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Conveyor belt twitch

A nervous tic that develops when you play a platform computer game, usually due to having to repeat a routine move - which leads to you making mistakes. Specifically refers to a mis-timed jump on the conveyor belt in Micropower’s “Felix in the factory” on the Commodore 64.

Big Davey keeps mis-timing his jumps! He has a bad case of conveyor belt twitch!

Conveyor belt twitch by BBarnet November 6, 2019

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conveyor belt

A mechanical apparatus consisting of a continous moving belt that transports materials or packages from one place to another.

Me: hey, i read on teh intarwebs that if a plane is movi..

Conveyor Belt: The plane will take off.

Me: ORLY?

conveyor belt by nickelmedia July 21, 2008

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Conveyor Belt of Guilt

To pass one's guilt onto another person in order to alleviate your own guilt. Often done when one sees someone is indirectly at fault in someway for your own guilt.

John: I feel bad. I haven't been to my family reunion for almost three years now because I've always been down there visiting you.

Jane: Don't pass this down the conveyor belt of guilt.

Conveyor Belt of Guilt by Rasengan2theface September 3, 2012