contrasexive

any sexual turn-off, especially a strong one which makes contraception irrelevant

Man texting: Can I come round tonight and, maybe, stay the night? I know you’re mid-month but we can be careful.

Woman replying: Yes, do come - it would be lovely to see you. But - sorry to disappoint you - I’m having my period.

Man: Argh, God! That’s so contrasexive. But I’ll come round anyway.

by Hammerklavier December 4, 2014

contraseptive sponge

A sponge injected up the vagina.
Sperm absorber and killer.
Form of birth control.
No the best one.
Has to stay in for awhile.

"Brittney used the contraseptive sponge last night when she was all over that guy."

by brittneyisaeffingslut. November 28, 2007

contraseptive

A condom dat you should always have handy in cases where "Up your a**!" is irritably uttered.

Besides a "rubber" to protect you from anal contamination, a "contraseptive" could also refer to a good set of latex earplugs to shield your tender auditory-canals from all of da toxic bu**s**t dat might otherwise get in there from one or more brainless blabbers in your vicinity.

by QuacksO July 18, 2024