Lover 1: Was there, for you, any special moment last night?
Lover 2: Yes - my moment of flower arranging; seeing your cunt at its most beautiful, then kissing your flower like your lips in your face.
Lover 1: Wonderful for me too.
Lover 2: Yes - my moment of flower arranging; seeing your cunt at its most beautiful, then kissing your flower like your lips in your face.
Lover 1: Wonderful for me too.
by Hammerklavier August 16, 2013
Man texting: Can I come round tonight and, maybe, stay the night? I know you’re mid-month but we can be careful.
Woman replying: Yes, do come - it would be lovely to see you. But - sorry to disappoint you - I’m having my period.
Man: Argh, God! That’s so contrasexive. But I’ll come round anyway.
Woman replying: Yes, do come - it would be lovely to see you. But - sorry to disappoint you - I’m having my period.
Man: Argh, God! That’s so contrasexive. But I’ll come round anyway.
by Hammerklavier December 04, 2014