contradorktion
I re-read Tolkien from "The Silmarillion" through "Lord of the Rings" to prepare for the movies, but I have absolutely no interest in Harry Potter. It's a total contradorktion.
contradorktion by newspaperwoman July 17, 2009
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contradicktion/contradicktory
Where a dude claims to just like how a gal looks overall and/or just want a platonic friendship, but his massive bulging hard-on sends a totally different message.
Well-hung dude: I used to unintentionally scare off the ladies with my major contradicktion/contradicktory crotch-appearance until I learned to "relieve the pressure" just shortly before I went to meet the gal, so that Lulu would be too limp and exhausted to "jump to attention" at the first sight of the "luscious looker".
contradicktion/contradicktory by QuacksO April 18, 2018
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contrabortion
A compound word of combining the two words contraception and abortion...
contraception is bad, abortion is murder, contrabortion is a horrible mix of the two.
contraception is bad, abortion is murder, contrabortion is a horrible mix of the two.
I oppose all contrabortion measures
contrabortion by newworddefiner March 10, 2012
contradicktion
Shorty like it raw. It would be a contraDICKtion to even tap dat.
If you go to that protest in DC, those police will taser your ass well-done. Going there would be a contraDICKtion, man.
If you go to that protest in DC, those police will taser your ass well-done. Going there would be a contraDICKtion, man.
contradicktion by E. Irizarry May 22, 2008
contradicktion of terms
Text and/or speech produced by someone who claims to be a "really good and decent guy", but whose words clearly convey da opposite message.
contradicktion of terms by QuacksO February 3, 2023
contradicktion
An assertion, premise, or argument so catastrophically stupid and incoherent that it bypasses higher cortical processing and triggers an acute, psychosomatic testicular agony reflex. Runs contra my dick, as it were.
-It was such a blinding contradicktion that I felt an acute throbbing pain in my scrotum.
-Listening to him explain how printing trillions of dollars cures inflation was a pure, unadulterated contra-my fucking-dicktion .
-Listening to him explain how printing trillions of dollars cures inflation was a pure, unadulterated contra-my fucking-dicktion .
contradicktion by arg_ September 3, 2026
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