contradorktion 

n. A situation in which a usually nerdy person is not hyped about the latest trend in mass geekdom.

I re-read Tolkien from "The Silmarillion" through "Lord of the Rings" to prepare for the movies, but I have absolutely no interest in Harry Potter. It's a total contradorktion.

contradorktion by newspaperwoman July 17, 2009

contradicktion/contradicktory 

Where a dude claims to just like how a gal looks overall and/or just want a platonic friendship, but his massive bulging hard-on sends a totally different message.

Well-hung dude: I used to unintentionally scare off the ladies with my major contradicktion/contradicktory crotch-appearance until I learned to "relieve the pressure" just shortly before I went to meet the gal, so that Lulu would be too limp and exhausted to "jump to attention" at the first sight of the "luscious looker".

contradicktion/contradicktory by QuacksO April 18, 2018

contrabortion 

A compound word of combining the two words contraception and abortion...

contraception is bad, abortion is murder, contrabortion is a horrible mix of the two.

I oppose all contrabortion measures

contrabortion by newworddefiner March 10, 2012

contradicktion 

* Engaging in penetration without the man using protection.
* Something hypocritical.

Shorty like it raw. It would be a contraDICKtion to even tap dat.

If you go to that protest in DC, those police will taser your ass well-done. Going there would be a contraDICKtion, man.

contradicktion by E. Irizarry May 22, 2008

contradicktion of terms 

Text and/or speech produced by someone who claims to be a "really good and decent guy", but whose words clearly convey da opposite message.

Most of da stuff dat Tronald Dump ever says is a total contradicktion of terms!

contradicktion of terms by QuacksO February 3, 2023

contradicktion

An assertion, premise, or argument so catastrophically stupid and incoherent that it bypasses higher cortical processing and triggers an acute, psychosomatic testicular agony reflex. Runs contra my dick, as it were.

-It was such a blinding contradicktion that I felt an acute throbbing pain in my scrotum.
-Listening to him explain how printing trillions of dollars cures inflation was a pure, unadulterated contra-my fucking-dicktion .

contradicktion by arg_ September 3, 2026