Definitions by arg_
contradicktion
An assertion, premise, or argument so catastrophically stupid and incoherent that it bypasses higher cortical processing and triggers an acute, psychosomatic testicular agony reflex. Runs contra my dick, as it were.
-It was such a blinding contradicktion that I felt an acute throbbing pain in my scrotum.
-Listening to him explain how printing trillions of dollars cures inflation was a pure, unadulterated contra-my fucking-dicktion .
-Listening to him explain how printing trillions of dollars cures inflation was a pure, unadulterated contra-my fucking-dicktion .
contradicktion by arg_ September 3, 2026