contrabortion 

A compound word of combining the two words contraception and abortion...

contraception is bad, abortion is murder, contrabortion is a horrible mix of the two.

I oppose all contrabortion measures

contrabortion by newworddefiner March 10, 2012

contrabution 

The contribution of ass for the purpose of creating world peace.

A healthy dose of contrabution makes the world go round.

contrabution by Sir Knows Alot December 9, 2004

Contrabution 

The diversion of funds that Ollie North infamously created on behalf of the Nicaraguan "freedom-fighters", which produced dubious results and landed him in a whole lotta hot water with the US Government.

Ollie North claimed that the Contrabution he made to Iran and Nicaragua was merely "the residuals" leftover from a legitimate transaction, but I dunno if anybody truly bought that clap-trap.

Contrabution by QuacksO February 14, 2019

Contrabiction 

A contradictory contribution.

Also can be used in the form "Contrabictory"

Adam: The best place for the water cooler is in the north-east corner of the office.

Kelly: Obviously, with the kitchen in the south-west corner, the water cooler should be in the south-west corner.

Darren: Thank you for your helpful contrabiction Kelly.

Contrabiction by The Noam Gnome May 27, 2011

contradorktion 

n. A situation in which a usually nerdy person is not hyped about the latest trend in mass geekdom.

I re-read Tolkien from "The Silmarillion" through "Lord of the Rings" to prepare for the movies, but I have absolutely no interest in Harry Potter. It's a total contradorktion.

contradorktion by newspaperwoman July 17, 2009

contracoction 

Like a contradiction, but more extreme and outlandish

That's a performative contracoction

contracoction by Jeff Higbee July 30, 2003