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Contractual Rape

The moment when an enlisted member of the military no longer wishes to be in the military, but is compelled to serve out the remainder of their contract. This usually occurs about midway through a four year enlistment.
Sergeant Smith was tired of the Army always fucking him over, But he still had two years left on his contract so he had to bend over and submit to the contractual rape.
by Slappy Hooper November 7, 2012
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CONTRACTUAL KINTRACTOR INFUSION

Using the following you want to get a PEDOPHILE ill , injured , disabled or Using the following you want to get a PEDOPHILE ill , injured , disabled or helpless to STRIP OFF ALL PROPERTY. and the WHOLE SHABANG.
Allowing the fact ANAL ALAN has a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE hanging over him we feel like in our power we can use the fact there is a CONTRACTUAL KINTRACTOR INFUSION that in many ways in deluding thinking it's a PORN or a SEX THING as nothing can be further from the truth right JAC as thing but more as works like this give the EYE DOCTOR BUSINESS, GIVE THE DENTIST BUSINESS, GIVE THE HOSPITAL BUSINESS etc. and the PRISONS CORE CIVIC AND ARAMARK food service as is to punish this whole embodiment and we all end up with a windfall CASH INFUSIONS and other benefits of this WHITE ASSH0LE SLAVE as we say to him , " GET BACK JAC DOO IT AGAIN and TENTH AVENUE FREEZE OUT"...ICE THEM

WEE TURNING ROUND AND ROUND
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE February 28, 2022
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Contractaholic

Someone who extremely enjoys/likes a lot/ gets off on signing contracts

Generally gets into long term commitments because of the joy that comes from the moment of signature as opposed to proper long term planning.

Negative consequences of the contractaholic are working at jobs that require skills not possessed, or renting apartments to expensive to own, both resulting in premature expulsion and forcing the signing of a new contract
marriage
1. Deena left the dorm for an apartment just cause she loves signing papers, that woman is a contractaholic

2. Now she's getting married, moving into a new home and getting a new phone deal for the 3rd time this month. Talk about contractaholic
by pandaninja May 12, 2011
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Contactality

Word used by uneducated Pacific Islanders during an attempt to sound intelligent

- Meant to describe the similarities between the mentality and contact of a rugby game.

Word type = Afakasi

Half Mentality // Half Contact

Used by Pacific Island rugby players during post game interviews in order to sound intelligent but unfortunately create an even worse reputation for themselves.
The game today was a very gud, I fink da bois did a very ekshalent job on da field today, good use of the ‘Contactality’ we lern at da training nek wik.
by Pashific Educashin April 16, 2019
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Mother-in-law's Contracture

When a person's lips grant a facial expression of sadness when at rest or even when expressing joy. The lips fail to reach a horizontal orientation even when the person is attempting to smile.
Husband: Your mother looks looks so pissed off right now.

Wife: Nope, she is smiling.
Husband: Yeah, but she has a huge frown; it looks like an upside down U, like the old dude in Up.
Wife: Oh, that's because hse has the mother-in-law's contracture.
by MILFwithMILcontracture January 11, 2011
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Contractable

A contraction, unlike most contractions, that can be made into another contraction with a contraction.
Shouldn't + can't = shan't

There for, both the words "shouldn't" and "can't", are contractables.
Man, I don't know how to use contractable in a sentence.
by TREEDOM VELLACROIX October 7, 2018
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contrastual

a much cooler way to say constrasting
that guy's zebra suit jacket is quite contrastual with her polka dot dress. but they still make a great couple.
by zebra pimp October 2, 2010
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