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Contractual Rape 

The moment when an enlisted member of the military no longer wishes to be in the military, but is compelled to serve out the remainder of their contract. This usually occurs about midway through a four year enlistment.
Sergeant Smith was tired of the Army always fucking him over, But he still had two years left on his contract so he had to bend over and submit to the contractual rape.
Contractual Rape by Slappy Hooper November 7, 2012
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CONTRACTUAL KINTRACTOR INFUSION 

Using the following you want to get a PEDOPHILE ill , injured , disabled or Using the following you want to get a PEDOPHILE ill , injured , disabled or helpless to STRIP OFF ALL PROPERTY. and the WHOLE SHABANG.
Allowing the fact ANAL ALAN has a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE hanging over him we feel like in our power we can use the fact there is a CONTRACTUAL KINTRACTOR INFUSION that in many ways in deluding thinking it's a PORN or a SEX THING as nothing can be further from the truth right JAC as thing but more as works like this give the EYE DOCTOR BUSINESS, GIVE THE DENTIST BUSINESS, GIVE THE HOSPITAL BUSINESS etc. and the PRISONS CORE CIVIC AND ARAMARK food service as is to punish this whole embodiment and we all end up with a windfall CASH INFUSIONS and other benefits of this WHITE ASSH0LE SLAVE as we say to him , " GET BACK JAC DOO IT AGAIN and TENTH AVENUE FREEZE OUT"...ICE THEM

WEE TURNING ROUND AND ROUND

Contractaholic 

Someone who extremely enjoys/likes a lot/ gets off on signing contracts

Generally gets into long term commitments because of the joy that comes from the moment of signature as opposed to proper long term planning.

Negative consequences of the contractaholic are working at jobs that require skills not possessed, or renting apartments to expensive to own, both resulting in premature expulsion and forcing the signing of a new contract
marriage
1. Deena left the dorm for an apartment just cause she loves signing papers, that woman is a contractaholic

2. Now she's getting married, moving into a new home and getting a new phone deal for the 3rd time this month. Talk about contractaholic
Contractaholic by pandaninja May 12, 2011

Contactality 

Word used by uneducated Pacific Islanders during an attempt to sound intelligent

- Meant to describe the similarities between the mentality and contact of a rugby game.

Word type = Afakasi

Half Mentality // Half Contact

Used by Pacific Island rugby players during post game interviews in order to sound intelligent but unfortunately create an even worse reputation for themselves.
“The game today was a very gud, I fink da bois did a very ekshalent job on da field today, good use of the ‘Contactality’ we lern at da training nek wik.

Mother-in-law's Contracture 

When a person's lips grant a facial expression of sadness when at rest or even when expressing joy. The lips fail to reach a horizontal orientation even when the person is attempting to smile.
Husband: Your mother looks looks so pissed off right now.

Wife: Nope, she is smiling.
Husband: Yeah, but she has a huge frown; it looks like an upside down U, like the old dude in Up.
Wife: Oh, that's because hse has the mother-in-law's contracture.

Contractable 

A contraction, unlike most contractions, that can be made into another contraction with a contraction.
Shouldn't + can't = shan't

There for, both the words "shouldn't" and "can't", are contractables.
Man, I don't know how to use contractable in a sentence.
Contractable by TREEDOM VELLACROIX October 7, 2018

contrastual 

a much cooler way to say constrasting
that guy's zebra suit jacket is quite contrastual with her polka dot dress. but they still make a great couple.
contrastual by zebra pimp October 2, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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