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Contractual Rape 

The moment when an enlisted member of the military no longer wishes to be in the military, but is compelled to serve out the remainder of their contract. This usually occurs about midway through a four year enlistment.
Sergeant Smith was tired of the Army always fucking him over, But he still had two years left on his contract so he had to bend over and submit to the contractual rape.
Contractual Rape by Slappy Hooper November 7, 2012

CONTRACTUAL KINTRACTOR INFUSION 

Using the following you want to get a PEDOPHILE ill , injured , disabled or Using the following you want to get a PEDOPHILE ill , injured , disabled or helpless to STRIP OFF ALL PROPERTY. and the WHOLE SHABANG.
Allowing the fact ANAL ALAN has a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE hanging over him we feel like in our power we can use the fact there is a CONTRACTUAL KINTRACTOR INFUSION that in many ways in deluding thinking it's a PORN or a SEX THING as nothing can be further from the truth right JAC as thing but more as works like this give the EYE DOCTOR BUSINESS, GIVE THE DENTIST BUSINESS, GIVE THE HOSPITAL BUSINESS etc. and the PRISONS CORE CIVIC AND ARAMARK food service as is to punish this whole embodiment and we all end up with a windfall CASH INFUSIONS and other benefits of this WHITE ASSH0LE SLAVE as we say to him , " GET BACK JAC DOO IT AGAIN and TENTH AVENUE FREEZE OUT"...ICE THEM

WEE TURNING ROUND AND ROUND
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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