Skip to main content

conswaswa 

hey can you help me pick out my new conswaswa
conswaswa by twentytwo22 September 8, 2022
Words you can keep

constawanger

when you take a humongous shit and then theres no toliet paper
oh my god that shit was good.... hey wait, wheres the T.p.... god damnit..Constawanger....
constawanger by Fred April 9, 2005

Constawank

The act of constantly jerking it, or being an english knob all of the time.
John "Where's Henrietta?"

Bill "She's been in her house for days, I guess it's due to constawank."

John "Ah."
Constawank by Lazy Desert Princess August 27, 2006

Constawannadosomething 

The individual who has been labeled as the, Constawannadosomething-ee, is one who longs and desires social contact and acceptment so much that they are not only open, but eager to any situation that would promote such. Some more severe cases include those who consistently voice scenarios in which social grouping will take place, and they can feel the "togetherness" and quench the "social anxiety" that plagues him / her
Jordan, God man, he calls me all the time. And whenever I call him, he so always wants to do something. Dang man, he's a constawannadosomething douche.

Conswayla cuntasaurus 

Oh no look out here comes dumtadum dumtadum Conswayla cuntasaursus
Look out here comes conswayla cuntasaurus she on the move doing her Jurassic park bipolar attitude

conswayla Cuntasaurus 

Oh no look out here comes Conswayla Cuntasaurus she's having a Jurassic park bipolar fit that needs attention when it's that time of the month . You better run or shell eat u up and spit u out !!! Without even knowing it she went all Jurassic park on them..
Today joelene is (being Conswayla Cuntasaurus ) you guys you know when she's all going Jurassic park bipolar on u ..

conswayla cuntasaurus 

It's a girl is pms (Jurassic park,bipolar ) and being a girlie girl crying one min,the next she's happy then sad and then ready to kill you because she going through it ..
Here comes conswayla cuntasaurus ( Jurassic park name)for someone who is going through it on that time of the month
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
Next