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constawanger

when you take a humongous shit and then theres no toliet paper
oh my god that shit was good.... hey wait, wheres the T.p.... god damnit..Constawanger....
constawanger by Fred April 9, 2005

Constawank

The act of constantly jerking it, or being an english knob all of the time.
John "Where's Henrietta?"

Bill "She's been in her house for days, I guess it's due to constawank."

John "Ah."

Constawannadosomething 

The individual who has been labeled as the, Constawannadosomething-ee, is one who longs and desires social contact and acceptment so much that they are not only open, but eager to any situation that would promote such. Some more severe cases include those who consistently voice scenarios in which social grouping will take place, and they can feel the "togetherness" and quench the "social anxiety" that plagues him / her
Jordan, God man, he calls me all the time. And whenever I call him, he so always wants to do something. Dang man, he's a constawannadosomething douche.

Conswayla cuntasaurus 

Oh no look out here comes dumtadum dumtadum Conswayla cuntasaursus
Look out here comes conswayla cuntasaurus she on the move doing her Jurassic park bipolar attitude

conswayla Cuntasaurus 

Oh no look out here comes Conswayla Cuntasaurus she's having a Jurassic park bipolar fit that needs attention when it's that time of the month . You better run or shell eat u up and spit u out !!! Without even knowing it she went all Jurassic park on them..
Today joelene is (being Conswayla Cuntasaurus ) you guys you know when she's all going Jurassic park bipolar on u ..

conswayla cuntasaurus 

It's a girl is pms (Jurassic park,bipolar ) and being a girlie girl crying one min,the next she's happy then sad and then ready to kill you because she going through it ..
Here comes conswayla cuntasaurus ( Jurassic park name)for someone who is going through it on that time of the month