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constawanger

when you take a humongous shit and then theres no toliet paper
oh my god that shit was good.... hey wait, wheres the T.p.... god damnit..Constawanger....
constawanger by Fred April 9, 2005

Constawank

The act of constantly jerking it, or being an english knob all of the time.
John "Where's Henrietta?"

Bill "She's been in her house for days, I guess it's due to constawank."

John "Ah."
Constawank by Lazy Desert Princess August 27, 2006

Constawannadosomething 

The individual who has been labeled as the, Constawannadosomething-ee, is one who longs and desires social contact and acceptment so much that they are not only open, but eager to any situation that would promote such. Some more severe cases include those who consistently voice scenarios in which social grouping will take place, and they can feel the "togetherness" and quench the "social anxiety" that plagues him / her
Jordan, God man, he calls me all the time. And whenever I call him, he so always wants to do something. Dang man, he's a constawannadosomething douche.

Conswayla cuntasaurus 

Oh no look out here comes dumtadum dumtadum Conswayla cuntasaursus
Look out here comes conswayla cuntasaurus she on the move doing her Jurassic park bipolar attitude

conswayla Cuntasaurus 

Oh no look out here comes Conswayla Cuntasaurus she's having a Jurassic park bipolar fit that needs attention when it's that time of the month . You better run or shell eat u up and spit u out !!! Without even knowing it she went all Jurassic park on them..
Today joelene is (being Conswayla Cuntasaurus ) you guys you know when she's all going Jurassic park bipolar on u ..

conswayla cuntasaurus 

It's a girl is pms (Jurassic park,bipolar ) and being a girlie girl crying one min,the next she's happy then sad and then ready to kill you because she going through it ..
Here comes conswayla cuntasaurus ( Jurassic park name)for someone who is going through it on that time of the month
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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