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fragment consider revising

The most useless grammar error in Microsoft word.
No one can quite work out why it appears, or how to correct the sentence. Some have had success in removing the green line the accompanies the "fragment consider revising" grammatical error, by simply adding comma's (,) and full stops (.) randomly in the area underlined by the grammar check. Allmost everyone has an encounter with this error at one stage while using Microsoft word and some question why the developers even bothered implemented such as useless feature.
Rumour has it, the one who can remove the error from a sentence will be the legendary soul who will lead Microsoft to defeat, and the uprising of Linux will begin. (Mac’s don’t have a part in this because the lack of evolution has meant their mouse only has one button)
User writes the following in Microsoft word 2003: "Classification definitions, the definitions for people who are employed, and for those who are not employed may not be suitable."
Microsoft grammar check: fragment consider revising
User has no indication of how to correct the error.

Conliberaltarianist 

As a conliberaltarianist, we believe in values that help mother nature, but promote the well-being of humans through the core-values of liberty and always understanding you can't always get what you want. As people, we don't extremely protest what others are doing, but solely respect them for who they are and uphold good principles in trying to understand the problems they are facing. Coming back to the soul-source that we are people on this earth too with different values, but need to understand that we have to live on this earth together. Our movement is justified through our actions of caring for others and the earth we live on through recycling, along with going to cooperatively owned businesses. We are a small group of people, but believe this is the important way to live.
I am a conliberaltarianist.

consider the source 

another way of saying that any information recieved from a certain source can't be taken seriously because that source has been wrong before, or lacks credibility.
"hey did you hear Elvis is still alive?? he was seen at a casino in vegas last week! actually they say he's even the owner!!"

"get out! where'd you hear that from?"

"oh I read it in the enquirer."

"hah! I should have known."

"what, you mean you don't believe it??"

"are you kidding?? I mean, come on...consider the source already!"
consider the source by polo September 6, 2004

Coinsider 

Consider will become coinsider

Definition: Comteplate a decision by flipping a coin.
Can we order Chinese takeout for dinner tonight?

Sure, let me coinsider it.

Considerate 

Careful not to cause inconvenience or harm to others.
Jay is the most considerate person I know.

Large Hardon Collider 

1. A well known, international penis jousting/fencing tournament.

2. A slang term for a 'Gay Bar'

(not to be mistaken with the large hadron collider)
1. 'I made it into the semi-finals of the large hardon colider.'

2. 'hey, you heading down to the large hardon collider later?'