A relationship status in which the parties involved have sexual intercourse on a regular basis, nothing more and nothing less.
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Father: "Someday soon, you'll be going through your quarter life crisis."
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Father: "Someday soon, you'll be going through your quarter life crisis."
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Phil: Jason you had asked me to hire subcontractor X
Jason: I did not! There's no way I said that! I want subcontractor Y
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Jason: I did not! There's no way I said that! I want subcontractor Y
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