consistent lay

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A relationship status in which the parties involved have sexual intercourse on a regular basis, nothing more and nothing less.

Father. "Son, you should get out of the house and get a steady job."

Twixter son: "Dad, all I really need is a consistent lay."

Father: "Someday soon, you'll be going through your quarter life crisis."

consistent lay by yes juanito yes April 11, 2016

Words you can keep

consistently gorgeous

When a person's facebook/myspace/myyearbook/etc. pictures always show them looking hot/sexy/attractive/ etc. They never take a bad photograph, and are therefore consistently gorgeous.

Guess what? I've been talking to this new guy I just met. I was looking through his pictures, and he was consistently gorgeous. I have high hopes for our future.

consistently gorgeous by crazyblond4life December 15, 2009

Consistently Inconsistent

When a person swears they don't routinely change their mind about things and forget to tell you about the changes

Phil: Jason you had asked me to hire subcontractor X
Jason: I did not! There's no way I said that! I want subcontractor Y
Scott to Phil: At least he's consistently inconsistent

Consistently Inconsistent by TerraCon September 19, 2019

consistently second

one of the sweetest bands ever; plays high quality music; has a very hott drummer

Consistently Second rocks!

consistently second by --- September 1, 2004

Consistently inconsistent

Florida weather

Florida’s weather is consistently inconsistent; it’ll be raining one second, and then the next it’ll be completely sunny as though it never rained.

Consistently inconsistent by 2020wasbadbad June 21, 2022

"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX

"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX by anonymous May 16, 2021

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026