consistent lay 

A relationship status in which the parties involved have sexual intercourse on a regular basis, nothing more and nothing less.

Father. "Son, you should get out of the house and get a steady job."

Twixter son: "Dad, all I really need is a consistent lay."

Father: "Someday soon, you'll be going through your quarter life crisis."

consistent lay by yes juanito yes April 11, 2016

consistently gorgeous 

When a person's facebook/myspace/myyearbook/etc. pictures always show them looking hot/sexy/attractive/ etc. They never take a bad photograph, and are therefore consistently gorgeous.

Guess what? I've been talking to this new guy I just met. I was looking through his pictures, and he was consistently gorgeous. I have high hopes for our future.

consistently gorgeous by crazyblond4life December 15, 2009

Consistently Inconsistent 

When a person swears they don't routinely change their mind about things and forget to tell you about the changes

Phil: Jason you had asked me to hire subcontractor X
Jason: I did not! There's no way I said that! I want subcontractor Y
Scott to Phil: At least he's consistently inconsistent

Consistently Inconsistent by TerraCon September 19, 2019

consistently second 

one of the sweetest bands ever; plays high quality music; has a very hott drummer

Consistently Second rocks!

consistently second by --- September 1, 2004

Consistently inconsistent 

Florida weather

Florida’s weather is consistently inconsistent; it’ll be raining one second, and then the next it’ll be completely sunny as though it never rained.

Consistently inconsistent by 2020wasbadbad June 21, 2022

"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX 

"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX

"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX

"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX by anonymous May 16, 2021