cononos

Being conned or unfairly persuaded into disagreement.

She was in favour of the idea up until being met with cononos.

by Hercolena Oliver March 31, 2009

Coronostalgia

The feeling of longing for a better time before the spread of the coronavirus.

Hey bro, looking through these pictures with us at parties from last summer gives me a feeling of coronostalgia. I wish we could hang again, but we can't due to mandatory social distancing.

by Dick Chokedon March 20, 2020

colonoscopy

The science of sticking a camera in the anus to find problems withing the digestive system.

Did your family go for their colonoscopy portraits at Wal-Mart yet?

by Ricky Lambert November 22, 2004

virtual colonoscopy

A one-on-one meeting with a supervisor who exhibits particularly severe micro-managerial tendencies. Unlike a real colonoscopy, a virtual colonoscopy is generally performed without the benefit of a sedative or pain medication, thus resulting in considerable psychological trauma post-procedure.

1. Hey Bill, I gotta run off to see my manager. It's time for my weekly virtual colonoscopy (VC).

2. Boy, my virtual colonoscopy was even worse than usual this week.

by Sailor613 September 19, 2009

colonoscopy

A medical excuse to anally rape an individual while simulaneously searching for problems with the digestive tract.

Tom's colonoscopy revealed he had a cyst in his small intestine.

by Thillbilli December 27, 2005

semi-colonoscopy

Examining and editing text for the overuse of semi-colons.

His writing was concise; it was lyrical; but it had too many semi-colons. It required a semi-colonoscopy.

by cabot wonder June 17, 2010

Conomos

Greek For:
One who is often accused of breaking things whilst intoxicated.

He Conomosed my wall' and 'He is such a Conomos when he drinks' and 'Put that back, 'I don't want to get Conomosed

by Whensjune June 16, 2010