colonoscope 

When playing a first person shooter, such as Call of Duty. One sneaks upon an unknowing victim, aims down sights through a scope at their anus/colon, and fires bullets relentlessly till the person dies.

"I was playing COD this afternoon when i snuck up on a newb and colonoscoped him."

"Aw man! that dude gave me a colonoscope"

colonoscope by nolanoscopy October 29, 2014

colonoscopy 

The science of sticking a camera in the anus to find problems withing the digestive system.

Did your family go for their colonoscopy portraits at Wal-Mart yet?

colonoscopy by Ricky Lambert November 22, 2004

virtual colonoscopy 

A one-on-one meeting with a supervisor who exhibits particularly severe micro-managerial tendencies. Unlike a real colonoscopy, a virtual colonoscopy is generally performed without the benefit of a sedative or pain medication, thus resulting in considerable psychological trauma post-procedure.

1. Hey Bill, I gotta run off to see my manager. It's time for my weekly virtual colonoscopy (VC).

2. Boy, my virtual colonoscopy was even worse than usual this week.

virtual colonoscopy by Sailor613 September 19, 2009

colonoscopy 

A medical excuse to anally rape an individual while simulaneously searching for problems with the digestive tract.

Tom's colonoscopy revealed he had a cyst in his small intestine.

colonoscopy by Thillbilli December 27, 2005

semi-colonoscopy 

Examining and editing text for the overuse of semi-colons.

His writing was concise; it was lyrical; but it had too many semi-colons. It required a semi-colonoscopy.

semi-colonoscopy by cabot wonder June 17, 2010

colonoscopy backsplash 

When you're giving a colonoscopy, and the patient voluntarily or involuntarily releases gas and/or fluid, resulting in a "backsplash."

Guy 1: How was work? Knock out a lot of colonoscopies today? You are a colonoscopist right?
Guy 2: That's not a thing, but yeah, unfortunately it wasn't great though.
Guy 1: Why??
Guy 2: Well, one of my patients ate way too much Carl's Jr. and I had to deal with mad colonoscopy backsplash. I don't think my shirt will ever be the same.

colonoscopy backsplash by thewordlady January 24, 2017

colinoscopy 

When your boss Colin is so far up your ass he knows what you had for breakfast.

Oh no, I forget to submit my report...ill be getting my Colinoscopy before noon!!

colinoscopy by FunTimes July 1, 2005