conner syndrome 

one nice a person becomes a total asshole to everyone, loves barbie dolls, and when drunk, fights everything (ex. west) while pulling out nuts.

West right is suffering from conner syndrome, notice the blood loss.

conner syndrome by smilingmutebuddah April 29, 2011

Sean Connery Syndrome 

When a man believes that his physical attractiveness is in unaffected by age. Syndrome sufferers often repeat the word "distinguished" and cite Sean Connery as an example, hence the syndrome name. Afflicted men fail to recognize that the allure of Connery's celebrity status does not apply to them. Plus no woman age 35 or younger would ever want today’s Sean Connery to sexually touch her now. Cures for this syndrome include looking into a mirror and psychoanalysis to break down their deep refusal to acknowledge reality.

Man A: That brunette won't lock eyes with me. I'm gonna get closer.

Man B: Her? She is half your age.
Man A: What are you talking about? My distinguished looks can bag that!
Man B: Dude, you got some chronic Sean Connery Syndrome. I'll be over here when she has the bartender send you away.

Sean Connery Syndrome by clevername July 19, 2018

John Connor syndrome 

That feeling you get that your life is pointless and unfulfilled, and that you'd only find your true place in the world when the apocalypse comes (Then you'd be a legend!)

Typical John Connor syndrome sufferer:
My job sucks, my family hates me. But I still feel like I ought to be a somebody. If only something really, really bad would happen, like the zombie apocalypse or something, so I could be a hero...

John Connor syndrome by George McBob September 14, 2009

connor syndrome 

A fuck boy

person 1: you have connor syndrome
person 2(fuckboy): tf is that bruh

connor syndrome by Jesus Green May 15, 2016

Connor syndrome 

The ability to have a deadly consistent car and not go a single round

Ah man I think I have Connor syndrome I’ve been shit on the tree all day

Connor syndrome by Jordan Crowe September 7, 2020