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When you've been harboring a major cable so long that your body starts to forcibly reject it, giving you the feelings of contractions in your anus. Often accompanied by ass sweat, and anal convulsions.
Man I've been holding off on dropping this bad boy off so long, I'm starting to have poop contractions!
by rockerdon666 November 26, 2009
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