Confuriated
His wife of twelve years suddenly left him for a midget wrestler, which understandably confuriated him.
Confuriated by JohnnyL337 October 16, 2010
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confusipated
confusipated by Mani Grewal January 16, 2008
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Confusicated
Confusicated by Zaenyx August 7, 2018
Confucated
Something that is way to complicated, or confusing, and cannot possibly be explained to someone.
A combination of confusion and complication.
A combination of confusion and complication.
This is.........confucating.
Im confucated from the fact that you can actually do that!
BarryMan is confucating.
Im confucated from the fact that you can actually do that!
BarryMan is confucating.
Confucated by Logan October 29, 2004
confusilated
confusilated by nique590 November 13, 2011
Confusicated
Luke- "Hey Josh, are you and Ashley dating?"
Josh- "Kinda, no, yes, I don't really know, it's confusicated."
Luke- "Oh, I guess I understand."
Josh- "Kinda, no, yes, I don't really know, it's confusicated."
Luke- "Oh, I guess I understand."
Confusicated by colton the flying monkey November 13, 2011
Confusinated F***
Confusinated is a term used to describe someone who is so confused that they appear to be intoxicated, which in some cases they are.
Some signs and symptoms are, but not limited to: rambling; someone who walks up a down escalator;a person who says random things that make no sense; someone who, when inside an elevator, stands right in front of the elevator door and faces the back; someone who doesn't understand how to balance, talk without slurs, and cannot hold eye contact; a person that doesn't know why they woke up in the bed of this creepy weird old man.
The only known cure for a confusinated f*** is a firm, and powerful bitch slap.
Some signs and symptoms are, but not limited to: rambling; someone who walks up a down escalator;a person who says random things that make no sense; someone who, when inside an elevator, stands right in front of the elevator door and faces the back; someone who doesn't understand how to balance, talk without slurs, and cannot hold eye contact; a person that doesn't know why they woke up in the bed of this creepy weird old man.
The only known cure for a confusinated f*** is a firm, and powerful bitch slap.
(waking up to a naked creepy weird old man right after you buy a new house)
Dude: what the.. why da.. oh my god your naked! Why are you in my bed?
weird old man: I came with the house, you confusinated F***.
Dude: what the.. why da.. oh my god your naked! Why are you in my bed?
weird old man: I came with the house, you confusinated F***.
Confusinated F*** by Elite Slipknot Maggot April 9, 2010
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