Confusex

Morning after sex where both parties involved have no idea how they got in bed together the night before, but neither of them want to ask the question of what happened and make things awkward.

“Neither of us knew how we got there, but we were both bored so we just had Confusex.”

by TheKingofBeans October 12, 2021

Innocent Horny

The term you use when you feel intimately isolated and in need of physical affection, but forgot what being touched starved is

Tod: I’ve been feeling really innocent horny lately. I need a hug.
Hans: Sounds like you’re just touch starved.

by TheKingofBeans December 02, 2021