confusedicus 

denotes a state of confusion...portmanteau of confused and Confucius

Some people are very basic, you use even the simplest dry sarcasm, which is very obviously tongue-in-cheek, and they get all confusedicus

confusedicus by humorus_definicus June 22, 2017

confusedcius 

anyone who tries to make a philosophically sound and intelligent argument, only to get backtracked and confused as to what they were originally were arguing about. :)

Never argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down and go confusedcius on you.

confusedcius by formattedfire3 August 15, 2012

confusedicated 

a state of utter confusion in which one can no longer function normally.

you should have known i was confusedicated and ignored me.

confusedicated by MunchOnThat1000 September 30, 2012