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confusticated 

The combination of being confused and frustrated.
I am feeling very confusticated.
confusticated by Pooky Nubs September 7, 2006

confusticated combobulation apparatus 

(noun)a complex device; or idea used to exploit pop culture for personal or public gain. dealing extremely of complication. a device that is not understood completely by women. an economic system where speculations and debt are the chief commodities. a word that can be used to describe anything that may be regarded with ignorance. sometimes used to define a specific type of person that can take responsbility for the creation or use of a complex object or tool.

(ad)confusticated combobulation apparatusesque:having state of confusion leading to a conspirated condition.
Bob said, "how many angels can you fit on the tip of a needle."
Jill said, "i don't understand; it's all just a confusticated combobulation apparatus to me."

Confusicated 

The action of someone/something that could confuse a person, at extreme levels.
That math lesson was so confusing, that it has me confusicated.
Confusicated by Zaenyx August 7, 2018

Confusicated 

Luke- "Hey Josh, are you and Ashley dating?"
Josh- "Kinda, no, yes, I don't really know, it's confusicated."
Luke- "Oh, I guess I understand."

confusticated 

When you dont know whats happening so you make up a word
This is a confusticated group
confusticated by Big dipshit March 3, 2018
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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