confucius say

The beginning of a sometimes comical, often horrible joke.
Corny example:
Confucius say, man who run behind car get exhausted
Confucius say, man who run in front of care get tired

Crude example:
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
by spacepants2003 November 17, 2005
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just friends

A polite way of saying "never gonna date/screw/ect."
Hey (insert name), is that your boyfriend?

No, (insert name of opposite sex) and I are just friends.
by spacepants2003 December 18, 2005
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