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Confoosed 

basically when you’re confused but you are somehow more confused than confused so instead you are in fact, confoosed
“What even is math? I’M SO
CONFOOSED”
Confoosed by Randomperson409 September 4, 2018
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Confoosed 

Another way of saying confused. Commonly used when your brain starts melting because of something absolutely ridiculous happening.
Me: I'm Confoosed. How did I end up getting a C grade in maths, when I studied really hard for it, and I always get As. What's goin on.
Confoosed by CuunCuunLips January 4, 2022

Confoozled 

"I'm totally confoozled by that math problem"
Confoozled by Michael Julian IV March 25, 2003

confoozled 

(adj) To be both puzzled and confused at the same time.
That makes no sense! I'm confoozled!
confoozled by n/a March 4, 2003

confoozed 

to be confused or disoriented, not having a fucking clue of what is going on
i walked in the house and joey was fucking my mom! Boy was i confoozed
confoozed by wayne April 24, 2004

confloozed

A term used to express extreme confusion due to something being out of the norm.
So girl, when I pull up to your spot in full tactical gear and a rocket launcher on deck, don't be lookin' all confloozed!!!
confloozed by Asher Ben Lin January 31, 2019
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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