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confuzzed 

Short way of saying confuzzled
Random stranger: I love you
You: *Confuzzed*
confuzzed by Mizzle December 16, 2004

confuzzed 

kinda like confused but cooler ! idiots tend to have a hard time understanding this word !
lauras very confuzzed
confuzzed by Madt2 April 7, 2011

Confuzzed 

A mixture of confuse and fuzzy in the past tense. Fuzzy comes from Fuzzy Logic. Literally, with fuzz.
He explained the directions and I started to take them, but after awhile, I was confuzzed.
Confuzzed by Mike Shields September 30, 2025

Confuzzed-ish 

Person: gasdfquth?
You: Um, I'm a little confuzzed-ish..
Confuzzed-ish by touchit June 25, 2003

Confused him 

Hanson wrote refuse into confused in his homework, but he was confused when he typed refuse, and he typed confused instead. Now we're more confused than him.
My friend wanted a piece of paper to draw on, in exchange he would give me 3 dollars but l confused him.

Student A: Should be refuse

All students: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Confused him by JohnMakFan January 10, 2021

confused boner 

A term for when one is aroused by something they know they should not be aroused by.
"When I looked at that picture of Kermit and miss Piggy making out I got a confused boner"
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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