Conickers

it is another word for, you guessed it balls, testicles or what ever word you can think of for you to call them. anyways it is a good way to say it infront of a teacher with out getting in trouble cause hey, its not a real word.

teacher: class its time to-
kid: CONICKERS!!!!
teacher: is somthing the matter kid
kid: no i just love saying CONICKERS!!!

by fool in the face April 28, 2006

Knob Conkers

Yorkshire-based trial of strength used for settling unresolved arguments, based on traditional Conkers game but with knob. Knob Conkers.
Combatants stand toe-to-toe with penis in hand.
Combatants take turns each to strike the penis of their combatant with as much force as possible. Last man standing wins.
A refusal results in automatic loss of argument.
An erection results in automatic expulsion from Yorkshire.

Carl: "..... I'm telling you, my wife's tits are far better than your Julie's plastic ones".
Wayne: "Bloody are not!"
Carl: "only 1 way to sort this out for good...I challenge you to Knob Conkers!"

by Lucas's Dad November 22, 2013

Conficker

Con (Configuration) ficker (Fucker)

Very soon, conficker will cause global shit wreckage.

by p0lyphemu5 January 25, 2009

conkers

a game played in British schools.
Horse chestnuts hung on a shoe lace, both kids take turns to hit each others conkers until they smash.
Sounds a pile of shit but it was good at the time.

I've got a ten time winning conker

by xxx April 23, 2003

Cockersicity

The quality of understanding that when your friends are taking the piss out of you, that they are doing it out of love.

Nice lazy eye mate
It's ok, he's got massive cockersicity, he can take it.

by daboswinney August 19, 2021

conkers deep

A term for being up to your conkers ( bollocks ) inside a woman, ie. deeply penatrative sex.

"Where's S-Dogg?"
"He went home for the weekend, meeting some girl to get conkers deep"

by ReverandWill February 3, 2007

Conficker

A computer virus that is supposedly taking into effect on April 1st, 2009. Microsoft is offering a $250k reward for information leading to the creator's arrest.

Conficker iz gunna skrew your computer up reel good.

by Cappz March 30, 2009