Colassault

A colassualt is any cola related assault. This can include a fight over a can of Coke or pepsi, to be attacked or hit with a can or bottle of cola or a confrontation that occurs because of a cola/caffeine induced rage.

'Did you just see that girl colassault that guy. She smashed in the head with a half full can of Coke!'

by The Blinguistist February 14, 2013

Chassault

When a child sexually assaults an adult. (Child assault) Chassault.

Me: hey man, how was babysitting?
Friend: dude I got chassaulted by my own cousin.

by Pettyrapper99 March 31, 2022

cumassaulted

When a stranger walks up to you in public and smears cum in your face.

I can’t believe I got cumassaulted at the park today while minding my own business.

by Ccsl2 June 2, 2024