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Conkasa
Conkasa by Raging_homosexual March 26, 2021
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Conasa • conasaur • Weed Conasaur • Conas atá tú • conascending • conkasa • coñaso • Consalvo • consarnit • Colasante Protocol
Consalvoed
To get shit faced drunk within twenty five minutes of arrival to a party. Being a sloppy and belligerent after two drinks.
Suraj: Hey are you having a party this weeked?
Dan: Yeah just don't invite nick this time, he gets consalvoed and fucks up my house.
Suraj: Fucking lightweight bitch.
Dan: Yeah just don't invite nick this time, he gets consalvoed and fucks up my house.
Suraj: Fucking lightweight bitch.
Consalvoed by Wednesday89 July 14, 2012
conascending
adj. To condescend from below. To make fun of someone who in fact, at least in the area in which they are being made fun of, is actually one's superior. Usually done in a mocking and/or sarcastic tone.
n. conascension
n. conascension
Jill was very conascending to Mary when she said, "You went to Yale, so I'm just sure YOU can figure out how we'll find a cab downtown."
conascending by newsamjohnson February 6, 2010
consang
A consang is someone who is consanguinamorous, meaning you're into sibcest, twincest, cousincest, auntcest, brocest, daughtercest, soncest, unclecest, niececest, nephewcest, dadcest, momcest, or any other notion suggesting you're an inbreeder or incestual, instead of an outbreeder like regular people are
consang by nigerianwut May 6, 2023
consarn
kind of like "damn" in old western language. not meant to be used by itself, but with "it" or "ye" as in you.
consarn by ingrown toenail owner May 16, 2008
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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