compublame

The act of blaming a computer, or any other form of technology for what you have did.

The student compublamed his computer for typing the wrong word on the wrong line, even though it was his fault all along.

by jolgames19 April 8, 2014

Compblame

To complain and blame all in the same statement.

A: I can't get any respect because you guys treat me like it's my fault.

B: Quit sniveling around your granny you whiner. All you do is compblame.

by Ropey2 September 17, 2013

complament fish

one of the more commonly fished for specimens of the deep sea.

going fishing for complaments.

by MLE vonn July 3, 2005

compulate

To Consummate a marriage between yourself and a computer (and your hand).

Did you Compulate with Sharon the Macbook yet? Android why you gotta be so Compulative?

by Recklous September 1, 2016