a com kid is someone who spends their whole life on discord and has weird obsessions with both egirls and doxxing, sometimes both at the same time. They’re known for being relatively harmless and change their discord tags every day to avoid getting bullied in multiple servers. A com kid will usually have their discord tag as a short sentence that was something to do with puppy love, for example “Why’s she so perfect <3” or “blood on my shoes”. Find lots of com kids in servers like gg/pretty because they like to feel important with their roles in the d@xbin server.
april showers bring may flowers#0000: “cmon girl were doing esex tonight or i’m sending the swat team to your door >_<“
Mia<3#0000: “i don’t esex with com kids, sorry bae”
weird people on cord who’ve never experienced the nice refreshing feeling of touching grass. Com kids include discord thots, people who clout chase on cord and them doxxing/swatting niggas
discordian: What’s a com kid?
discordian#2: horrendous people, you don’t even wanna meet them bro
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!