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a com kid is someone who spends their whole life on discord and has weird obsessions with both egirls and doxxing, sometimes both at the same time. They’re known for being relatively harmless and change their discord tags every day to avoid getting bullied in multiple servers. A com kid will usually have their discord tag as a short sentence that was something to do with puppy love, for example “Why’s she so perfect <3” or “blood on my shoes”. Find lots of com kids in servers like gg/pretty because they like to feel important with their roles in the d@xbin server.
april showers bring may flowers#0000: “cmon girl were doing esex tonight or i’m sending the swat team to your door >_<“
Mia<3#0000: “i don’t esex with com kids, sorry bae
com kid by x_xIcyful February 27, 2022
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weird people on cord who’ve never experienced the nice refreshing feeling of touching grass. Com kids include discord thots, people who clout chase on cord and them doxxing/swatting niggas
discordian: What’s a com kid?
discordian#2: horrendous people, you don’t even wanna meet them bro
com kid by saggytittyhornybitch March 13, 2021

Cockidile 

A woman who displays use of teeth when giving oral pleasure
Man that bitch tore up my dick, she’s a total cockidile

Comidois 

Comidois is an arguing machine who is simply misunderstood.
Comidois is not an arguing machine that is simply misunderstood!
(noun) A child born as a result of the self-quarantines, closures, and cancellations due to COVID-19.
We were stuck inside, what could we do but have a COVKid?
COVKid by Akragard March 13, 2020

cockidol 

Someone who is like a limp cock, really lazy.
That Iain is a right COCKIDOL lazy bugger
cockidol by TDpr July 12, 2005
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Failure Shower 

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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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