comfortador 

someone who seeks to embody comfort as a conquistador seeks to conquer.

after a long day of slinging burgers at a fast paced chain restaurant the waitress was no longer a server, but a comfortador.

comfortador by justinethequeen September 1, 2010

comfortabolize 

To make oneself comfortable.

"Are you comfortable?"
"Ahh not really...too many pillows in my bed and my legs are all twisted"
"Aight...throw those pillows out of your bed and comfortabolize yourself"

"One sec...............PERFECT"

comfortabolize by THE Ricardo May 17, 2010

Comfortidor

First heard on the season 4 finale of Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, it means someone who is looking/questing for comfort.

In Buffy, Joyce (Buffy's mom) asks Xander if he's looking for conquest, and he replies that he's a Conquistador, then she asks if he's looking for comfort, to which he replies that he's a comfortidor, too.

Comfortidor by bravo_charlie April 3, 2010

Comfortabroke 

Main Entry: com·fort·a·broke
Pronunciation: 'k&m(p)(f)-t&(r)-broke, 'k&m(p)-f&(r)-t&-broke, 'k&m-f&(r)-broke

Function: adjective
1a : affording or enjoying contentment and security at the same time you don't have money to spend on enjoying contentment
b: barely enjoying physical comfortbrokeness, but it'll do.

1a: "I ain't spending a dang thang. I got money, but I'm comfortabroke."
1b: "Something is not right with this chair. It's messed up but it's comfortabroke."

Comfortabroke by Jean Smif Junior December 12, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004