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comfort fat 

The 10-15 pounds of excess blubber an individual tacks on once they acquire a significant other and no longer feel the pressures of single life. In essence it is the fat obtained when an individual "gets comfortable" in their relationship.
Hey Bertha, I couldn't help but notice that ever since you started going with Deshawn your hips have gotten out of control! "Oh it's nothin honey, just a little comfort fat. Those skinny single bitches be trippin."
comfort fat by Maddiebee January 30, 2016
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Comfortate 

1.To make ones self comfortable. 2. To lay down enough covers on the floor that one has a bed.
I will just comfortate myself here.
Comfortate by 4CoE11 March 4, 2011