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after thunder comes the rain 

When someone farts standing up in the urinal then they start to pee.
wow after thunder comes the rain

Sunshine and rain comes after the pain

The greatest things come through after the struggle
Me: "Dude, I just got ran over by a car
Dude: Sunshine and rain comes after the pain
Me: Tru Dat

too stupid to know when to come in out of the rain 

the lack of common sense to be so stupid to be so stupid you are unaware whats happening around you
my ex girlfriend is too stupid to know when to come in out of the rain

my neighbor was out in the thunder storm all day he is too stupid to when to come in out of the rain

Coletrain 

The life of the Party. The keeper of all knowledge! The best dispatcher in the free world. The creator of catch phrase," Coletrain coming thru...CHOO! CHOO!
"Who you gonna call?", " COLETRAIN..CHOO!CHOO!"
Coletrain by Matthew R. Cole April 11, 2008

Coletrain 

A badass party; a rave; kegger
Ryan-"Hey dude, what are you doing tongiht?"
Shane" Im just goint o a Coletrain, you should come"
Coletrain by Ryan Coletrain July 14, 2009

Coletrain 

When you use three fingers to get a girl off; middle finger in her butt, index finger on the g spot in her vagina, and thumb on her clit. When she cums, she screams like a train arriving at the station.
That girl gave me the best head after I coletrained her last night.
Coletrain by ALgooner June 9, 2016
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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