combo platter
To perform oral sex on the vaginal and anal region of a woman alternately while she is on her hands and knees.
combo platter by Eye Six January 31, 2019
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Combo Platter
poor dave delmonico gave lady jessica the horrific " Combo Platter" served with a delicious side salad, after he recieved numerous STDs thru the village bike!!!!
Combo Platter by Jam OUT!!!! May 3, 2005
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combo platter by Beagle Bagel July 19, 2010
a few tacos short of a combo platter
yeah, you could say Jane was not the brightest bulb in the box, her elevator didn't go to the top floor, she is a few tacos short of a combo platter.
a few tacos short of a combo platter by Jeanette Tomascik September 1, 2006
two tacos short of a combo platter
two tacos short of a combo platter by jerry the cowboy December 27, 2003
Nursing Home Combo Platter
Sexual act performed on a male senior citizen. Female feeds a combination Viagra/Laxative to bedridden patient. Upon appearance of the "boner", the female gives a hand-job/blow-job which will cause the old man to ejaculate and shit the bed simultaneously. Female leaves entire mess for nursing staff to clean-up. Commonly used by younger wife/girlfriend to piss off the old mans grown-up children.
Gold Digger:"I went to see my sugar-daddy and I gave him a Nursing Home Combo Platter"
Gold Diggers best friend:"You deserve ALL his money,Baby! Now let's go get our nails did."
Gold Diggers best friend:"You deserve ALL his money,Baby! Now let's go get our nails did."
Nursing Home Combo Platter by Loscar ugol October 20, 2008
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