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The female version of a deutsch bag. This is a female that is not quite a whore or a slut, but you know what we mean...she just sucks. The word is derived from the colon cleansing process known as colonics.
That group of chicks wearing short shorts with an unnecessary words across the ass are total colondykes... don't waste your time.
colondyke by drusa September 26, 2008
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Colondolence 

Verb, To feel sorry for someone's ass.
Jack gave Jill his sincere colondolence after seeing the size of her butt plug.
Colondolence by Jaymi May 29, 2018
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clondike 

a romany gypsy word meaning idiot.
dick at the chavvie

goon out clondike.
clondike by wenman October 20, 2008

clondike 

A word to describe someone that is slow with about anything in general but not with any type of mental disability,and someone who might have trouble catching on to everyday things.
Hey clondike why dose it take you ten minutes to put your shoes on its as if your slow or something.
clondike by 2287bry February 4, 2012

colondee 

1. The written out form of the smiley, :D. (colon - :, dee - D)
2. A very spontaneous and iritated user of the Starmen.net forums.
"I was so happy, I just had to use a colondee."
"Hey colondee what's up?"
colondee by n42 September 13, 2003

clondykian 

to provide made up, false or un-evidenced information, any sentance, paragraph or verse containing nonsensical bullshit.
"That chemtard's gone all clondykian!"

"thats well clondykian, show me your research"
clondykian by eddie oil June 4, 2015

coondyte 

A yes man homosexual that is broke with no hoes that acts like a coon
that nigga is a coondyte
coondyte by Founder of all goons September 18, 2025
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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