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Cold Stone 

An ice cream place that is taking over small towns everywhere. It's the equivalent of starbucks. The lines are so long it takes about half an hour to get something. It's ridiculously expensive and the employees sing obnoxious songs when you tip them. It's sooo yuppie.
I'm so bored... lets go to Cold Stone.

Dressed Like THIS! I have to go whore up first, everyone I know will be there!
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Cold Stone 

During intercourse, you cum all over a females face and follow up with a hand full of rainbow sprinkles.
I had an excess of toppings but a lack of ice cream, so I cold stoned that bitch.
Cold Stone by chuck taylur June 10, 2009

cold stone 

a ice cream place where they add anything you want while mixing the ice cream on a cold surface
I get brownies and french vanilla ice cream at cold stone
cold stone by sweettooth02 May 7, 2008

Cold Stone 

When you shit like a beast till day break
i was cold stoneing all night i drank x-lax
Cold Stone by Superdeluxe December 24, 2008

Cold Stone 

When you get a rock-hard erection from a very cold temperature, usually around 20 to 30 degrees Fahrenheit. Very similar to morning wood.
“Dude, I can’t fuckin’ walk like this. I have cold stone right now.”
Cold Stone by Fuckedous March 15, 2018

cold stone creamery 

The best ice cream store ever. You can order whatever you want and they will mix your ice cream flavor with whatever candy, fruits or nuts you want to make the only real "custom ice cream".
Lets go to Cold Stone Creamery tonight and get great fucking ice cream.
cold stone creamery by Jmagnus November 1, 2007

Cold Stone Stunner 

An alcoholic drink, to make it, add one part Budweiser, one part Pabst Blue Ribbon, a splash of vanilla extract, topped off with a scoop of your favorite ice cream, make sure you smash something made of glass before drinking for maximum effect
Why the hell doesn't Friendly's serve Cold Stone Stunners!?