cold fish

A sex partner who is either not receptive, or not providing any emotional or physical feedback during copulation.

Perhaps something was on his mind, but the cold fish watched while I did all the work.

by David Chen December 14, 2003

cold fish

When you hold your hand in a "karate-style" fashion, then, with a ramming motion, jam it up an unsuspecting person's ass crack. (Optional) Then yell "COLD FISH!"

John was unpleasantly supprised when I gave him a Cold Fish in the bowling alley parking lot.

by Joe Baker June 27, 2007

Cold Fish

A weak handshake where one grasps the knuckles/fingers of a person’s hand instead of a full, in-palm hand grab.

“Hey man, nice to see you!”
*other person gives lazy handshake*
“You cold fished me man!”

by GetOlympiaBitch January 30, 2020

Cold Fish Eye

when you enter a woman's asshole instead of her vagina from behind, and she turns back to stare at you with one eye.

my woman gave me the Cold Fish Eye when my dick popped into her asshole and she wasn't expecting it.

by Ogreinohio September 18, 2009

hot fish cold fish

The way to describe the behavior of a bi-polar lover. Traditionally used when a great date with said individual is followed by an extremely bad or awkward date.

Joel: hey how was your date last night, you were really excited?

Brian: horrible we had a great time last week but last night she spent the whole date texting.

Joel: she is a total hot fish cold fish... get out now.

by Vincent84 October 5, 2009

Fishy Cold Place

"Sweden" Millions of people have called Sweden "Fishy Cold Place" their entire lives without realizing the name of the country is actually Sweden. Example of the Mandela Effect.

Ikea is based out of the fishy cold place.

by Dragonvulture April 7, 2022

fishy cold placee

we all know the fishy cold place but apparently it is called some weird name like Sweden or something.

nerdy person: wait Where'd you get your chair from
normal person: oh from the fishy cold placee shop
nerdy person : where??
normal person: the one that begins with I and ends with a I think
nerdy person: oh IKEA??
normal person : yeah the fishy cold placee shop?
nerdy person: that's Swedish
normal person: huh?

by ITSNOTPIXIEE June 11, 2022