When you hold your hand in a "karate-style" fashion, then, with a ramming motion, jam it up an unsuspecting person's ass crack. (Optional) Then yell "COLD FISH!"

John was unpleasantly supprised when I gave him a Cold Fish in the bowling alley parking lot.

cold fish by Joe Baker June 27, 2007

Related Words

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Cold Fish

A weak handshake where one grasps the knuckles/fingers of a person’s hand instead of a full, in-palm hand grab.

“Hey man, nice to see you!”
*other person gives lazy handshake*
“You cold fished me man!”

Cold Fish by GetOlympiaBitch January 30, 2020

Cold Fish Eye

when you enter a woman's asshole instead of her vagina from behind, and she turns back to stare at you with one eye.

my woman gave me the Cold Fish Eye when my dick popped into her asshole and she wasn't expecting it.

Cold Fish Eye by Ogreinohio September 18, 2009

hot fish cold fish

The way to describe the behavior of a bi-polar lover. Traditionally used when a great date with said individual is followed by an extremely bad or awkward date.

Joel: hey how was your date last night, you were really excited?

Brian: horrible we had a great time last week but last night she spent the whole date texting.

Joel: she is a total hot fish cold fish... get out now.

hot fish cold fish by Vincent84 October 5, 2009

Fishy Cold Place

"Sweden" Millions of people have called Sweden "Fishy Cold Place" their entire lives without realizing the name of the country is actually Sweden. Example of the Mandela Effect.

Ikea is based out of the fishy cold place.

Fishy Cold Place by Dragonvulture April 7, 2022

fishy cold placee

we all know the fishy cold place but apparently it is called some weird name like Sweden or something.

nerdy person: wait Where'd you get your chair from
normal person: oh from the fishy cold placee shop
nerdy person : where??
normal person: the one that begins with I and ends with a I think
nerdy person: oh IKEA??
normal person : yeah the fishy cold placee shop?
nerdy person: that's Swedish
normal person: huh?

fishy cold placee by ITSNOTPIXIEE June 11, 2022

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026