cold cheese 

When u process your own cum into cheese and freeze it

“Would you like cold cheese on your burger sir?”

cold cheese by Chocotacoloco February 15, 2018

Cold Cheese Toastie

When a man cums in a woman after sex and she doesnt shower until the next morning. Her vagina looks like a cold cheese toastie when you open it up to have a look

He came in me last night and i waited till the morning to shower, when he went down to have a look it was like a cold cheese toastie

Cold Cheese Toastie by Paris87 September 3, 2009

Cold Grilled Cheese 

The condition of the vagina the morning after sexual activity in which the labia majora and minora act as if they are in a sticky fused state similar to trying to slowly pull a cold grilled cheese apart.

The morning after a memorial night of passion, Pete turned to his mistress for round 2 and said "Dammmm, Jodi , that was some good squish last night...but trying to penetrate that hachette wound is like pulling a cold grilled cheese apart!"

Cold Grilled Cheese by Riverbone Jackson June 11, 2018

Cold Grilled Cheese 

The condition of a girl's vagina after a long night of raw dawg sex. When you go for some "dessert for breakfast" and the lips are all stuck together like a cold grilled cheese.

"Man I had to reheat that Cold Grilled Cheese this morning after I creampied it twice last night.

Cold Grilled Cheese by dunkin satchell December 2, 2009

cold cheeseburger 

The real reason why many females dont like to fuck when they are on their period.

Boyfriend: "babe why do you never want to have sex when your on your period?"
Girlfriend: "think about it you dumbfuck....have you ever tried to peel apart a cold cheeseburger?"

cold cheeseburger by ONAD REPEP June 8, 2014