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cold case 

A show on CBS where a criminal investigation re-ignites because of some new lead or perhaps by request (A cold case). The show then goes like this:

1. The crew of investigators find the person that looks most suspicious, and come up to them with arms crossed, circling them in the "we know what you did" kind of way and insinuate that they are murdering bastards, at which point suspicious person dumps suspicion onto another person, presenting a motive or scenario that makes you say "oh, I get it, it's that other dude". Repeat 14 times until they find the real criminal, episode ends.
"So, Shady McStabbinsworth, we hear you were angry after getting beat in that tennis match."

"Not as much as the Team Captain, girl who beat me stole her boyfriend and was an expert in whatever thing was used to murder the victim."

"Oh, we'll go talk to them."

- Cold Case
cold case by Blargh56q65257 August 16, 2006
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cold case 

(n.) A crime investigation that has been put on hold until new information comes forth.
I decided to stop killing women and all the crimes became cold cases because I can hold in information and no-one blabs ahahahahahahahahha I am a serial killer and uncaptured.
cold case by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004

Cold Case 

An investigation that is left unsolved over a the course of years due to a lack of evidence.
Cold Case by ChairRelaxation March 29, 2024

cold case file 

When you had a continuous booty call and you stopped fucking that person for a while to get in someone elses pants, but then you call back (re-open) your booty call that has since gone cold to get some much needed action you been missin.
Jones: "Man I been havin some serious desert dick for a couple months now, Im dry, I gotta open up a cold case file."

Kieth: Yeah? which case you gonna open? not that whore you were slammin on the regular couple months back right? you know that bitch is a stage five clinger!
cold case file by Drew Dubz May 17, 2008

Case of the Cold Pecker

“Case of the cold pecker” is usually a joking/slang way of saying someone suddenly got nervous, lost confidence, or backed out of something — kind of like saying they got “cold feet.”
Jake: “You were gonna ask her to prom yesterday, what happened?”

Mike: “Man… I got a case of the cold pecker and bailed at the last second.”

Cold Casey 

the process where the male or female tosses a girls salad and follows that by barfing in her pussy
WOW Phil gave me a cold casey last night and there was so much barf in my snatch i couldnt fit my tampon in.
Cold Casey by BUB May 27, 2004
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