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Confagmist 

When gay people resort to conformity to taking it in their meth mouth
Hey that kid Coy massengale is a confagmist
Confagmist by TheOGcritic December 26, 2019

Bare Coinage 

Having a lot of shrapnel in the form of money, usually in your wallet/pockets.
(At train station)

"Hey niqquers"
"Sup Norbit"
"How much is the train ticket when using these machines?"
"Err usually about £1.20"
"Dayum thats so bad I only have Bare Dolla!"
"Ah unlucky mate, looks like you're gunna gain Bare Coinage."

Confagulations 

1. When two gay persons enter marriage and one wishes to sarcastically congratulate them

2. Sarcastic congratulation to anyone you dislike
1. Bob: "Scott and Ted finally tied the knot."
Tim: "Well, confagulations to them..."

2. Rick: "Hey guys, I just financed a new BMW!"
Walter: "Confagulations."
Confagulations by Ryan D. Ellis December 22, 2008
Pay, as in salary or hourly wage.
"Dude, with a job title like Assistant Manager, you should be pulling down some major COINAGE."

"My dear board members, as CEO, I recommend for myself some huge COINAGE and a golden parachute!"
coinage by DrDave8 December 31, 2006

Coinage Pwnage 

An attempt to enter a new term to Urban Dictionary that is foiled by the discovery that the term already exists.
I tried to add 'coinage pwnage' to Urban Dictionary but a straight-up player beat me to it. Next time I should be more clever.
Coinage Pwnage by jackadoodle April 7, 2011
the act of coining or inventing new words
Few acts are as conceited, supercilious, and trite as coinage of contrived words, most of which will never see their day in the vernacular.
coinage by Slick Willy March 16, 2005