native to the congo the cogeybear eats purple leaves and brake lights for breakfast. ending the day with a long nap and yummy flesh for supper. capable of attacking with one eye shut and only two toes it is considered a rare danger in its hometown. and its fast reproduction is making the cogeybear mildly pest-like. so please feel free to steal some uni-gendered cogeybears from the congo to stop this terrible infestation.
protestor: save the rare cogeybear!
average joe: screw you, the cogeybears are as common as headlice!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.