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its another word for ciggarette
i really need a coge
coge by Rich May 5, 2005
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This word can make a misunderstanding between Spanish speakers of different places.

In Spain the word "Coger" is used as the verb "to grab".
In Mexico the word "Coger" is used as "Fuck"
Spain: Voy a coger algo de comer

(I'm going to grab something to eat)

Mexico: Me voy a coger a esa muchacha (I'm going to have sex with that girl)
Coger by MoisoGenio November 27, 2013
To accidentally shit on someone's dick after anal sex.
I was fucking this girl up the ass, and right as I pulled out, she coged on me.
coged by GGGG Sharpe January 17, 2008

Cogentriplegic

cō-jen-tra-plē-jik

1. One who is cogently paralyzed or displays little or no ability to form a cogent thought.

2. One who lacks the power to compel conviction in thoughtful, meaningful dialect.

3. One who is easily resisted due to mental paralysis.
Did you see that speech by the POTUS yesterday?

Yeah. Talk about an Obacle of Biblical proportion. He's like a cogentriplegic when his teleprompter fails.
Cogentriplegic by Rekd May 2, 2009
native to the congo the cogeybear eats purple leaves and brake lights for breakfast. ending the day with a long nap and yummy flesh for supper. capable of attacking with one eye shut and only two toes it is considered a rare danger in its hometown. and its fast reproduction is making the cogeybear mildly pest-like. so please feel free to steal some uni-gendered cogeybears from the congo to stop this terrible infestation.
protestor: save the rare cogeybear!
average joe: screw you, the cogeybears are as common as headlice!

*average joe punches protestor in the face*
cogeybear by ogeybearcay November 3, 2009
Cogent - v. the extreme displeasure to those in use 2. intolerable connectivity upon mission-critical tasks
Cogent by anthonyc May 2, 2003
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