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i really need a coge
coge by Rich May 5, 2005
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This word can make a misunderstanding between Spanish speakers of different places.

In Spain the word "Coger" is used as the verb "to grab".
In Mexico the word "Coger" is used as "Fuck"
Spain: Voy a coger algo de comer

(I'm going to grab something to eat)

Mexico: Me voy a coger a esa muchacha (I'm going to have sex with that girl)
Coger by MoisoGenio November 27, 2013
To accidentally shit on someone's dick after anal sex.
I was fucking this girl up the ass, and right as I pulled out, she coged on me.
coged by GGGG Sharpe January 17, 2008

Cogentriplegic

cō-jen-tra-plē-jik

1. One who is cogently paralyzed or displays little or no ability to form a cogent thought.

2. One who lacks the power to compel conviction in thoughtful, meaningful dialect.

3. One who is easily resisted due to mental paralysis.
Did you see that speech by the POTUS yesterday?

Yeah. Talk about an Obacle of Biblical proportion. He's like a cogentriplegic when his teleprompter fails.
Cogentriplegic by Rekd May 2, 2009
native to the congo the cogeybear eats purple leaves and brake lights for breakfast. ending the day with a long nap and yummy flesh for supper. capable of attacking with one eye shut and only two toes it is considered a rare danger in its hometown. and its fast reproduction is making the cogeybear mildly pest-like. so please feel free to steal some uni-gendered cogeybears from the congo to stop this terrible infestation.
protestor: save the rare cogeybear!
average joe: screw you, the cogeybears are as common as headlice!

*average joe punches protestor in the face*
cogeybear by ogeybearcay November 3, 2009
Cogent - v. the extreme displeasure to those in use 2. intolerable connectivity upon mission-critical tasks
Cogent by anthonyc May 2, 2003
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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