coffoo

fake coffee beans from south america. real coffee beans are imported from mars. bad coffee beans are imported from pluto

i wish i had some real coffee, this coffoo tastes disgusting!

coffoo by explodedlenard December 7, 2006

Cofoofoo 

Threaten or inflict someone's every single bone.
or, To deactivate someone's nervous system.

I am going to cofoofoo you.

Cofoofoo by Purtemtus November 12, 2021

coffhol 

Coffee mixed with alcohol.

"DUDE I JUST MADE SOME COFFHOL"

coffhol by EveLePotatoe June 5, 2019

Confoosed 

basically when you’re confused but you are somehow more confused than confused so instead you are in fact, confoosed

“What even is math? I’M SO
CONFOOSED”

Confoosed by Randomperson409 September 4, 2018

Cofoop 

The poop you have after drinking coffee

My cofoop was amazing.
I feel constipated. I wish this coffee makes me cofoop!!

Cofoop by yivijay December 18, 2018

Confoosed 

Another way of saying confused. Commonly used when your brain starts melting because of something absolutely ridiculous happening.

Me: I'm Confoosed. How did I end up getting a C grade in maths, when I studied really hard for it, and I always get As. What's goin on.

Confoosed by CuunCuunLips January 4, 2022

Confoozled 

the state of extreme confusion.

"I'm totally confoozled by that math problem"

Confoozled by Michael Julian IV March 25, 2003