A one-worded explanation for a texted typo. Instead of correcting the obvious mistake in spelling or grammar, the errant texter simply types "Cofveve" for the next text, and hits the send button to explain himself.
When you misspell "covfefe," which is easy to do since nothing makes fuckingsense anymore.
Person one : "covfeve is when you are too busy giving Russia classified information to correctly spell words."
Person two: "Are you trying to be ironic with that definition? Because that's not the correct spelling of covfefe."
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!