19 definitions by red phillips

CWYC

Call When You Can.

"Just got back to the house... CWYC."

by red phillips January 8, 2019

starejob

When a porn hottie totally wrecks the vibe of a good blowjob by the aggravating and ridiculous habit of constantly staring into the camera.

One more potentially hot porn clip, ruined with a starejob.

by red phillips May 11, 2018

Snort swab

To get tested for COVID-19

"Hey, Mate... now that Donald Trump is COVID positive are you finally gonna snort swab yourself?"

by red phillips October 2, 2020

WKIT

Will keep in touch.

Thanks for the hot tip on that house... WKIT.

by red phillips April 27, 2020

BIDHAM

Because I Don't Have Any Money.

Every time you ask me why I haven't fixed something you know full well what the answer's gonna be... BIDHAM!

by red phillips December 16, 2016

SUCI

Stubbornly Unvaccinated Covid Infected

Sandy chose to bury herself in that ridiculous antivaxx BS from Facebook. No surprise that she's now SUCI on a ventilator.

by red phillips October 27, 2021

2020 pregnant

COVID positive.

"Hey, everybody. Guess you're wondering where I've been all week. Well, I'm I'm 2020 pregnant in my basement in quarantine!"

by red phillips February 3, 2021